Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Funny food news

Like many people, I spend plenty of time surfin' around the internet. Much of that time is spent looking at food porn and recipes...and gaining ten pounds just by looking at all the sinful things I want to make. Curse you, calories!

Every so often, I'm distracted by a completely insane headline. Here are a couple of recent ones:

I think I could definitely come up with a few other purchases I'd make before buying up an expired jug of Mickey D's sauce...

...like this 14,740 pound salad. Hey babe, this makes your lunch salad (aka "The Pounder") look puny! ;P

The original Turducken - a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey - is definitely some genius gluttony at its finest! Then, someone shared this recipe on a cooking forum I belong to. I thought it was hilarious and actually pretty awesome with its twelve layers of cheeses, cured meats, nuts, fruits, and herbs. #dontjudge

Haha ohh world, you are ridiculously fabulous.

What funny food news have you seen lately?


  1. Okay ... *maybe* the cheese ball. But, the rest of it is not getting NEAR me. LOL

    The salad looks like the garbage line at the local recycler.

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    1. I know, right?! My knife wielding hand is cramping up just thinking about all that chopping haha